Dogs That Know Things

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The Doclopedia #3,382

Assorted Lists: Criminal Mastermind’s To Do List

1: Find a secret lair. Rent? Lease? Buy? Don’t surpass budget!

2: Hire new minions & thugs. Try to get a group rate.

3: Get scientists for the lab. Hire? Kidnap? Brainwash? Do a cost/benefit analysis.

4: Start planning first campaign of terror. Start with high profile robbery because $$$!

5: Get as much info as you can on local crimefighters. We don’t want to change cities again!

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