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The Doclopedia #3,377
Stuff In My Pockets: Doggie Poop Bag
I have two dogs, so most of my pockets have one or two of these in them. Of course, you can use them for other purposes. I once sold one to an alien who gave me $23.00 for it. I have no idea what he was going to use it for, but 23 bucks is 23 bucks.
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