What The Fuck, Jeeves?

…the book Wodehouse did not write

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The Doclopedia #2,089

Stuff In My Pockets: A Sonic Screwdriver

I don’t normally carry one of these around, but this one ended up in my back pocket yesterday when I was looking for something in the tool room on the Bus.

We probably have 50 of these things lying around on the bus. Pretty sure we have every style you’ve seen on TV plus 6 or 7 you haven’t. They’re pretty useful, really, but I don’t carry one because I really try to avoid Doctor similarities, for all the good it does me.

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The Doclopedia #2,090

Stuff In My Pockets: A Vial Of Blood

I have no idea where this came from. It was in the watch pocket of these jeans and I found it when I was getting ready to wash laundry. Since I haven’t worn these jeans since we went to Dai ni Tōkyō (Second Tokyo, on Earth 603-C) for the Kaiju Festival, I have no idea whose or what’s blood it is.

It’s red blood, but that doesn’t narrow things down much. It could be from Ancient Rome or maybe one of the villains in Gotham City. Could even be Kaiju blood, I guess. I’ll have Sasha analyze it.