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The Doclopedia #2,596

Strange Bandanas: The Black One

I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…

Simply put, this bandana protects me from attacks by the Shadow People who sometimes come into our dimension to observe and sometimes eat humans. So far, it seems to be working perfectly, as no shadows have assaulted me.