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The Doclopedia #2,601
Strange Bandanas: The Orange One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
Somewhere in this world is a guy with a bandana just like this one. If we are both wearing them at the same time, we establish telepathic contact. Amazingly, the guy speaks and thinks in American English with a flat Midwestern accent, allowing me to understand him.
The problem is, he’s a hardcore Christian missionary and when I send him a message, he thinks I’m Satan or a demon or maybe just some sort of Liberal Atheist Communist. Whatever the case, he starts crying and praying and I get bored and take off my bandana.
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