...no, not really The Doclopedia #632 Stairway To...: Mordor From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Bah! Another pointless journey through the wrong doorway. This time the stairway was made of rough stone and was only about thirty steps total. The door was round and painted black. Upon stepping through it, I found myself in … Continue reading More Songs About Mutants And Pie
Month: July 2012
If Humans Can Bugger Each Other, Can Bugs Human Each Other?
...nobody else asks these questions, folks The Doclopedia #631 Stairway To...: Woodstock, 1969 From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Having made a tenuous contact with some other plane via my Radionic Detecting Crystal, I heard a bit of poetry obscured by noises. It seemed to tell of a stairway one could take straight … Continue reading If Humans Can Bugger Each Other, Can Bugs Human Each Other?
Adventure Module E-2: Valley Of The Swineosaurs
...including a dangerous encounter with a Tyrannoporkus The Doclopedia #630 New Breeds Of Cat: MultiCat! Nobody has the slightest idea where MultiCat! came from. The best scientific theory that he came from some alternate dimension is just as valid as the ones that say he's magical or a gift from (insert your favorite deity … Continue reading Adventure Module E-2: Valley Of The Swineosaurs
Try Not To Think About The Face Eating Spider Rats
...you thought about them, didn't you? The Doclopedia #627 New Breeds Of Cat: American Shorthair Tiny Cats On an Earth where magic is extremely rare, but not unheard of, a powerful Mage who also happened to be a Crazy Cat Lady lay dying. Her final spell was to make her 36 American Shorthair Cats … Continue reading Try Not To Think About The Face Eating Spider Rats
Spanking The Monkey Is NOT A Form Of Primate Corporal Punishment!
...well, ok, maybe if you have a really kinky monkey. The Doclopedia #624 New Breeds Of Cat: Riding Cat On Earth 128, a fantasy based world, there are no humans and one of the most advanced kingdoms is made up of anthropomorphic rodents. These creatures, who call themselves The Folk, are still only the standard … Continue reading Spanking The Monkey Is NOT A Form Of Primate Corporal Punishment!
I Was A Half-Orc Druid For The FBI
...a true tale The Doclopedia #623 New Breeds Of Cat: Dwarf Portuguese Jungle Cat The Dwarf Portuguese Jungle Cat is among the rarest of breeds. In fact, there is so far only one specimen known, a male named Flash. If he is indicative of the species, then we can assume that they are tiny, … Continue reading I Was A Half-Orc Druid For The FBI
Handsome Joe And Billy Pitbull Go Exploring
...and they find a nice pile of horse poop to roll in The Doclopedia #621 The Dungeon Of...: Endless Descent This dungeon is set up like a huge corkscrew, with rooms off of the steeply descending spiral main hallway. The whole place is well lit by endlessly glowing orbs and the rooms contain worse … Continue reading Handsome Joe And Billy Pitbull Go Exploring
The 35 Things You Do NOT Want To Ask Your Grandmother
...#1: Tell me about your sex life, Grandma. The Doclopedia #620 The Dungeon Of...: The Ice Dwarves Located under the Everfrost Mountains, this huge (3X5 miles) two level dungeon is cold. Really cold. Like, always below freezing cold. It is also the kingdom of the Ice Dwarves, a surly and dangerous bunch who can … Continue reading The 35 Things You Do NOT Want To Ask Your Grandmother
The Ladies Journal Of Advanced Thaumaturgy
...now incorporating the Vaginamancy Newsletter The Doclopedia #618 The Dungeon Of...: Screaming Madness The Dungeon of Screaming Madness is in many respects no different from any average run of the mill 5 level dungeon. It has many of the same rooms, monsters, traps & treasures you might find in a hundred other dungeons. It is … Continue reading The Ladies Journal Of Advanced Thaumaturgy
The Not At All Naughty, But Still Unsafe For Work, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Machine
...co-starring her pet quagga, Maynard This theme is dedicated to all of the D&D players & dungeon masters out there who have spent hours looting dungeons & killing monsters. The Doclopedia #616 The Dungeon Of...: The Fungus God There are four levels to this dungeon and all of them are warm, dark and humid, a … Continue reading The Not At All Naughty, But Still Unsafe For Work, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Machine
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