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The Doclopedia #2,559
Secrets Revealed!: Who Is Queen Of The Fairies
Welcome to our nightly party, human! Have a drink! Take off your shoes and stay a while!
Here you go, a nice mug of spring wine. Now, what brings you here? Oh, looking for the fairy queen. Yeah, we get a lot of folks like you. So I’ll tell you what I told them. Her name is Pennywhistle Dewdrop, she’s a Blue Star Fairy, and she lives in Twisty Stream Forest.
What? You’re amazed that I’d tell you that? Hahaha! Why would I lie to you human? Now have a honeycake and let’s talk some more. Another drink? Sure! It’s good stuff, isn’t it.
So, you and your three friends here think you’ll just go capture the Queen and then force her to work powerful fairy magic for you, right? Oh, sure, I know what you came for. We ALL know. We knew the moment you entered our realm. Same as we’ve know with the last 58 people who have come here looking for the Queen.
Steady there, big guy! That wine is hitting you hard and those enchanted cakes are already working on you. Kill you? Hahaha! No, no. We are going to transform you into trees for a few decades. That will give you plenty of time to forget all of this and become better people before we release you. Now just go to sleep.
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