…wait! babies don’t have teeth!
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A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS
MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE
Little Green Women
Looks like a change of pace from the average gray aliens/men in black sort of UFO encounter. This is 3 totally separate encounters, each at least 20 miles from the other and all within 5 minutes time. The kicker? The aliens were 4 foot tall females with lime green skin. All of the encounters took place around Porkville, Iowa, and none of the people involved were drunk, stoned or had mental health problems.
Sounds like you need to get out there and find out the truth.
The Dociverse Blog 
Can-nibble Babies may not have teeth, but they can still nibble.