The Rare And Beautiful And Jolly Scampering Santa Squirrels Of Potawango Island

…they leave gifts for other animals

The Doclopedia #898

Useful Holiday Spells: Wrap Present

If you have lots of presents that need wrapping, but you hate or suck at wrapping presents, this is the spell for you. For every point of Mana you put into it, you can wrap up to one cubic foot of present. Just place the wrapping paper, ribbons, present and other stuff on a table and cast the spell. In moments, you’ll have a perfectly wrapped present. Best of all, the spell works on any shape of container, making them all look really nice.

The Doclopedia #899

Useful Holiday Spells: Clean The Damned House

Hands down, this is the most popular spell on this list. It’s Christmas Eve and you’s got a buttload of relatives and friends coming over in just a few hours, yet your house looks like crap. Well then, cast this spell and your cleaning products will be grabbed up by mystic forces and put to work cleaning! In a matter of less than an hour, your home will look like a whole squad of cleaning ladies spent the day on it. For 5 extra Mana points, the spell will also wash & groom pets, kids and spouses.

The Doclopedia #900

Useful Holiday Spells: Water To Eggnog

This is the second most popular spell on this list and it’s actually #1 with parents of small children and teenagers. For every point of Mana you put into it, you can convert a quart of water into a quart of eggnog complete with your choice of booze added. For an extra point of Mana per quart, you can up the percentage of booze by 25%.

The Doclopedia #901

Useful Holiday Spells: Super Last Minute Shopper

90% of the people who use this spell are men and they love it. For a mere three points of Mana, you get one hour of shopping at superspeed. Add one point and you can turn incorporeal when you need to cut through crowds. Add three more points and you will be sure to find the perfect presents for the people on your list. Use the Wrap Present spell when you are done and you can have all this Christmas crap over and done with in time for a couple of beers before heading home.