…set to “Caeser”
The Doclopedia #3,429
Those Furry Little Bastards…: On SuperEarth 3
The Orange Archer: “Oh, don’t get me started. I mean, they tryto help, but grabbing my arrows mid flight and then just jabbing the villain in the ass? WTF? And then there were the ones who jumped on the arrows and surfed! How did they not obey physics?
The Mechanic: They painted my suit up with zebra stripes! And then about 5 of them showed up wearing their own little power armors. They were as powerful as me! I mean, they did help me catch Bulldozer Man, but jeez.
Honey Badger: Look, Bub, those little guys are tough, and maybe immortal. They sure as hell must be magical. Early on, I slashed one into 4 pieces with my claws and he just giggled and reformed good as new. Hell, even I can’t do that.
Hunk: Hunk like little furry people. Hunk try to smash once, but furry not smash. Stop Hunk’s fist and says “No no! Bad Hunk!” Then Hunk feel sad and furry people hug him. Now Hunk and furry people friends.
Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross
The Dociverse Blog 