We Should Not Have Teased The Bulls

…they were very cranky

The Doclopedia #3,431

Those Furry Little Bastards: On 1950’s Earth 3-W

Don Whitebread, Insurance Salesman: Well, by golly, I think they’re some Commie experiment to disrupt society here in the USA. I’m already seeing increased insurance claims being files. Now, they aren’t for anything huge, but starting small is how the commies do it.

Dorothy Burbs, Housewife: Oh, they might be cute looking little creatures, but they disrupt things wherever they appear. Why, my friend Lily Cookiebaker will probably have to get her whole house repainted. I mean, they painted it bright orange! And old Mrs. Karen can hardly show her face after everyone saw her in her pink underwear. Poor old dear.

Peter Rocker: Well,I can tell you one thing, those furry little guys have reallly taken the focus off rock & roll music. I mean, Little Richard played here last Friday and nobody said anything. Not even the preachers! It was a great show and a few of the furries got up on stage and danced. Little Richard loved it.

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