...co-starring her pet oyster, Pablo It's meme time, kids! Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"... 1. What bill(s) do you hate paying the most? All of them 2. Where was the last place you had a romantic time? The kitchen 3. Do you regret losing your virginity to … Continue reading The Holly Jolly Christmas-y, Yet Kinky & Perverse, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Santa Clones
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The Rare and Beautiful Bouncing Whales Of Potawango Island
...don't stand near them when they bounce The Career Meme My results were a bit...odd. 1: Pirate 2: Thief 3: Scoundrel 4: Highwayman 5: Outlaw 6: Smuggler 7: Ne'er Do Well 8: Free Market Capitalist 9: Evil Mastermind 10: Train Robber 11: Televangelist 12: Industrial Spy 13: Blackmailer 14: Despoiler Of Virgins 15: Dirty Bastard … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Bouncing Whales Of Potawango Island
The Flying Skunkpigs Attack Again
...and this time, it's personal Oh, look, the "High School" meme! (ganked from ) 1. Who was your best friend? Danny 2.What sports did you play? None 3. What kind of car did you drive? Most of the time, my 1957 Chevy pickup, but sometimes I could borrow my mom's 1965 Chevy Impala 4. It's … Continue reading The Flying Skunkpigs Attack Again
The Horticultural Whore Is Getting Restless
...for sun, seedlings, seeds and shovels Unlike past years, when I have foolishly let Northern California's screwy winter weather seduce me into starting my spring gardening too soon, this year, I've stayed inside reading my gardener's porn. (aka seed & nursery catalogs and various gardening mags) However, with January and February behind us, it's time … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Is Getting Restless
Elephant On A Minibike
...wearing a sweater Ok, so I'll do this one... Create your own visitor map!
Squinky Gets The Good News
...and a t-bone steak dinner We are amused My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Noble Excellency Doc the Mystical of New Invention Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title Actually rather fitting, all things considered.
Dark Green Happy Soup
...just like our mom unit used to make Ho ho bloody ho! Here's that 12 Days of Xmas meme. On the twelfth day of Christmas, doccross sent to me... Twelve pigs drumming Eleven rpgs writing Ten chiles a-gardening Nine animals cooking Eight zoos a-reading Seven blues a-travelling Six parrots a-hiking Five ani-i-i-imated cartoons Four wild … Continue reading Dark Green Happy Soup
Canary Carnival
...tweet tweet fuckin' tweet Gluttony Day So Far Having slept in late and therefore having had a late brekky, Grace and I just had our lunch about an hour ago. We ate the delicious and humongous Shrimp Salad with Feta Cheese. My Sweet Angel is now sacked out in a food coma and I'm just … Continue reading Canary Carnival
Doc Tempest And The Laughing Devil
...from the December 1941 issueOh, Look, A Meme!It works this way: You can ask me ONE question...ANY question...and I will answer it with total honesty. However, in return, I get to ask YOU a question...ANY question...which you must answer with total honesty.Let the inquisition begin:)
A Little Larceny, A Little Champagne
...and a little dancing on a big pile of money The Paranoia Meme This one is simple: say something about 10 people on your friends list...but don't say who you are talking about. 1: A kind hearted young lass 2: He's got a hell of a mind...a bit bent, but awesome 3: She fights the … Continue reading A Little Larceny, A Little Champagne
The Dame Was Nothing But Trouble
...MY kind of trouble The "H" List Continues HERBS are among my favorite plants to grow. That's because they are inexpensive to buy, very hardy, do well in crappy soil, many are perennial and you can use lots of them in cooking. HOUNDS, Basset, are one of my favorite dog breeds. While they can be … Continue reading The Dame Was Nothing But Trouble
Maximum Chicken Damage
...don't ask The Letter Meme HAIR, long, is near and dear to me. I have long hair and so does my Sweet Angel. Altho my hair is rapidly replacing the red with the grey, I do still HAVE my hair...which is more than I can say for my younger brother, most of my male cousins … Continue reading Maximum Chicken Damage
As Tasty as A Chocolate Coated Cheerleader
...MmmmMmmm, good Ok, so I'm bored and just waking up this morning. Here's ANOTHER list of albums/CDs I've played to death. Create your own Music List @ HotFreeLayouts!
Exploding Yellow Cabbages
...not for human consumption The 21 Albums/CDs That I've Worn Out Meme Create your own Music List @ HotFreeLayouts!
The Horticultural Whore Spreads It Around
...compost, that is I headed up to my mom's house this morning. After a couple of hours of visiting, Mom gave me a bunch of plants from her garden. When I got home I went out and planted some of them and did a bunch of other gardening, including... transplanting some Irises (not the proper … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Spreads It Around
Chicken Soup For The Sociopathic Cannibal’s Soul
...written by Dr. Hannibal Lecter Hey, kids, it's meme time! Yoinked from delazan The Rules: 1. You can only say YES or NO! 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments to the entry and asks. Taken a picture naked? Yes Made out with a member of the same sex? No Danced … Continue reading Chicken Soup For The Sociopathic Cannibal’s Soul
I Would Totally Have Fun Being Wolverine
...come here, neocon scum, and get some adamantium clawed schoolin' I ganked this from delazan... 1. real name and/or screen name: Robert Travis Cross...named for my mom's only brother (Robert) and my dad's only brother (Carl Travis) 2. birthday: January 29, 1954 Same year, month and day as Oprah Winfrey 3. place of residence: Carmichael, … Continue reading I Would Totally Have Fun Being Wolverine
Frozen Newt On A Stick
...Mmmmm...newtsicle! We're gonna meme like it's 2099 Ok, I've seen this meme in several folks journals and I've decided to give it a go. 10 years ago: I was 41, single, semi-civilized, undomesticated, promiscuous and poor as a fuckin' church mouse. BUT...I was also on the verge of meeting my Sweet Angel, Grace, who would … Continue reading Frozen Newt On A Stick
Meanwhile, I’m Still Thinkin’…
...about Chuck Berry and T Rex. The Fictional Character Meme I've seen this on some of my friends blogs, so here goes. Name your top ten fictional characters 10: Samwise Gamgee 9: Sherlock Holmes 8: Tarzan 7: Daffy Duck 6: The Shadow 5: Commander Data 4: Detective Harry Callahan 3: tie Batman and The Joker … Continue reading Meanwhile, I’m Still Thinkin’…
Follow The Purple Brick Road
...and don't take any shit from witches. Here's a sick, twisted and fun little meme...How Would You Get Rid Of My Corpse? Tell me how you'd dispose of my corpse. Then post this in your own journal to find out how other people plan to get rid of YOUR body! In other news, I finished … Continue reading Follow The Purple Brick Road
