…co-starring her pet oyster, Pablo
It’s meme time, kids!
Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more “mature”…
1. What bill(s) do you hate paying the most?
All of them
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic time?
The kitchen
3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
Nope
4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
Trust me, you do not want to know the answer to this one. You’ll sleep better.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Landerman
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Exactly what I’m doing now, except on a tropical beach.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A zoologist
8. How many colleges did you attend?
1
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Because I have to wear it to work.
10. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
We consumers are getting assraped.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you who and where?
Hawaii (the Big Island) with Grace & The Girls
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Aw shit!
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I hope I dream about chocolate.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Commando. Barring that, boxers.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Washing dishes
17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
Possibly. Would there be snacks?
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Daffy Duck
20. Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Sex
21. Have you found real love yet?
Yep.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
About 7:00 this morning.
23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Raiders of the Lost Ark
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Dry Salami
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam’s Club Costco?
Never been there
26. Beach or lake?
Beach
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No
28. Do you own property?
Yep.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
You proceed from the false assumption that I ever feel guilt.
31. What’s your drink?
Guinness
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Highwayman or Cat Burglar
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Nobody
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
KVMR (89.5) community radio
36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm
37. The Cosbys or the Simpsons?
Simpsons.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
First wife
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I work at a restaurant. We don’t sit.
40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Since you did not rule out fictional people, Doc Savage
41. Indoors or Outdoors?
At this time of year, indoors.
42. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Yep.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yep.
44. Last book you read for real?
The Casebook of Solar Pons
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
I have several, including my very first one who is 53 years old this Xmas.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
In a barn next to a brothel
47. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go?
I have truly been just about everywhere in California.
48. Do you go to church synagogue?
Nope.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career as a very wealthy person.
50. Just how OLD are you?
I’m 53 going on 18
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Trust me, you do not want to know the answer to this one. You’ll sleep better.
I don’t believe you. :p
Yeah, I know…my innate cuteness tends to make people underestimate my ability to be a first class S.O.B. :)
That is so much better than the typical “how many people did you sleep with last week” style 50 questions.
There was once a time in my life, say from about 1977 to 1994, when I would have answered that question with either “None” or “I dunno. Ya got a calculator?”
Ah, those halcyon days of feast or famine:)