Frozen Newt On A Stick

…Mmmmm…newtsicle!

We’re gonna meme like it’s 2099

Ok, I’ve seen this meme in several folks journals and I’ve decided to give it a go.

10 years ago: I was 41, single, semi-civilized, undomesticated, promiscuous and poor as a fuckin’ church mouse. BUT…I was also on the verge of meeting my Sweet Angel, Grace, who would turn my world around and make me fall all sappy in love with her.

5 years ago: I was 46, living in a house that will someday actually belong to Grace and I (as opposed to the mortgage company), just starting my Great Gardening Adventure and still all sappy in love with my Sweet Angel.

1 year ago: Grace and I were taking the famed Jekyll & Hyde vacation and blissfully unaware that on Labor Day Weekend strong winds and a weak tree limb were about to financially fuck us without a kiss.

Yesterday: I was writing game stuff, eating healthier than I have in decades and STILL crazy in love with Grace.

Tomorrow: I’ll work, I’ll love Grace, I’ll garden and I’ll think deep thoughts.

5 snacks I enjoy: ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, coconut cream pie, doughnuts, Oreos

5 bands/artists that I know the lyrics to most of their songs: The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Bruce Springsteen, Leon Russell, Hank Williams

5 things I would do with a $100,000,000: Buy a farm…build a hobbit house on said farm…give my mom/siblings/nieces & nephews some money…build a huge greenhouse/aviary…unleash Hell upon my enemies

5 locations I would like to run away to: Australia, New Zealand, Hawaii, China, Ireland

5 bad habits I have: Laziness…pack rattiness…speaking too loudly…eating too much…drive too fast

5 things I like doing: gardening…eating…sex…making people laugh…cooking

5 things I would never wear: speedos…a military uniform (been there, done that)…cowboy boots…designer jeans…anything cool and trendy

5 t.v. shows I like(d): Lost, CSI, X Files, Wild Wild West, Dr. Who

5 movies I like: King Kong, Lord of the Rings, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Adventures of Robin Hood, The Wrong Trousers

5 famous people I would like to meet: Winston Churchill, Theodore Roosevelt, Benjamin Franklin, Isaac Asimov, W.C. Fields

5 biggest joys at the moment: Grace…my tomatos are ripening…I’m nearly done with the Pro Writing Job…I’m not sick or dead…vine ripened cantalopes

5 favorite toys: Satellite tv with PVR…my laptop…my car…my garden…my purple with yellow polka dots stuffed teddy bear, Owsley.

5 tagged: Nope…I don’t tag people.