The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Mole Of Potawango Island

…they wander about, singing show tunes

We interrupt our regularly scheduled fictional con report for the following long ass meme, which is composed of portions of meme’s on my friend delazan‘s LJ.

1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:28 am, cos The Girls were demanding their Second Breakfast
2. Diamonds or pearls? Neither, altho I have given several women pearl necklaces:)
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Indy 4
4. What is your favorite TV show? Good Eats
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Hot or cold cereal
6. What is your middle name? Travis
7. What food do you dislike? Dislike? Fried Chicken Hate? Liver
8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Hell if I know
9. What kind of car do you drive? 2000 Honda CR-V
10. Favorite sandwich? BLT
11. What characteristic do you despise? stupidity, which explains why I dislike most humans
12. Favorite items of clothing? bandana
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? By myself? Amazon rain forest. With my wife? Australia & New Zealand
14. Are you an organized person? Not at all
15. Where would you retire to? Hawaii or Northern California
16. What was your most memorable birthday? I’ve had several. My 18th was fun…my 25th was fun but exhausting…my 32nd was dangerous but fun…my 40th was fun, decadent and kinky
17. What are you going to do when you finish this? Get ready to run some errands.
20. When is your birthday? January 29th
21. Morning person or a night person? Nocturnal
22. What is your shoe size? 11 1/2 EEEE
23. Pets? Two dogs
24. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share? Unfortunately, no
25. What did you want to be when you were little? A zoologist.
26. How are you today? I’m doing ok
28. What are you listening to right now? The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron on Nicktoons
29 What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? The day I get a job.
30. What was last thing you ate? Cream of Wheat
31. Do you wish on stars? No
32. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Green
33. How is the weather right now? Sunny and heading towards 100 degrees
34. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My mom
35. Favorite soft drink? Orange soda
36. Favorite restaurant? The King and I in Milwaukee, WI
37. Hair color? Red + Blonde + Grey
38. What was your favorite toy as a child? Tinker toys
39. Summer or Winter? Spring, because winter sucks
40. What quality would you want people to remember you for? I made them laugh
41. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
42. Coffee or tea? Tea, oh yeah
44. When was the last time you cried? Can’t recall
45. What is under your bed? The floor
46. What did you do last night? Had a financial meeting right here in the kitchen
47. What are you afraid of? Angry women with guns
48. Salty or sweet ? Sweet
49. How many keys on your key ring? 7
50. How many years at your current job? No job right now
51. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
52. Do you make friends easily? Yeah, I guess so.
55. Do you like finding out all this stuff about your friends? Yep
56. Were you named after anyone? Yes, my uncle Robert King and my uncle Carl Travis Cross
57. Do you like your handwriting? My handwriting is nearly illegible, so I almost never write longhand.
58. What is your favorite lunch meat? Dry salami
59. Do you have any kids? Probably not
60. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yes, and if I were female, I’d seduce me.
61. Do you use sarcasm alot? Sarcasm is hardwired into my DNA.
62. Do you still have your tonsils? Yep
63. Would you bungee jump? Nope.
64. what is your favorite cereal? Cap’n Crunch
65. Do you think you are strong? Physically? I’m ok. Emotionally, I’m strong
66. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Face
67. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Lack of self discipline.
68. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Dad, Uncle Robert & Roscoe
69. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? I’m wearing a pair of black gym shorts.
70. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Breakfast.
71. FAVORITE SMELLS? Hmmm…either bacon or woman.
72. EYE COLOR? Hazel
73. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Can’t.
74. FAVORITE FOOD? Either Mexican or asian
75. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy ending
76. WHAT COLOR UNDIES ARE YOU WEARING? No undies.
77. HUGS OR KISSES? Both.
78. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The latest Harry Dresden novel, Small Favor
79. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Guam.
80. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? You have no idea:)