…co-starring Rowan Atkinson as the Prince
01. How has LiveJournal changed your life?
As most folks would answer, it keeps me in touch with old friends as well as making me some new friends. Additionally, LJ has given me full bouncy hair, longer lasting erections, a 500k per year income that requires no work, low cholesterol, fresher breath, whiter teeth, dream vacations to exotic places and the ability to cloud people’s minds so they cannot see me.
02. What do you do before bedtime?
Do you mean “bedtime” as in “go to sleep” or “fuck like a crazed mink”? No matter, since in either case, I brush my teeth, then remove all my clothing.
03. What are you going to have for dinner tonight?
Either a lavish 17 course meal prepared by my kitchen slaves or hot dogs & beans.
04. What is the ONE place you want to go before you die if you had the money and the time?
Everywhere. That should stave off death for a good long while.
05. What scares you?
Telling you what, if anything, scares me would give you the advantage over me, and that simply will not do.
06. What do you do in your free time?
If you knew that, you would be driven mad.
07. If you could speak another language (meaning one you currently don’t know), what would it be?
Not sure. Vulcan? Inuit? Elvish? Portuguese? I already speak fluent dog and cat, so maybe pig or goat.
08. What personal belonging do you have with you everywhere you go?
Keys, wallet, the One Ring, dilithium crystals and a nude photo of Irene Adler.
09. What was your favorite song or musical group when you were young?
If young means “under 20”, then either The Beatles or Buffalo Springfield. If it means “twenties”, then either ELO or Led Zeppelin or Jethro Tull.
10. Are you a risk taker?
Not in those endeavors where I can remove the risk. In those areas where I can’t, yes.
11. Is being tagged fun?
I do not get tagged. Wild animals get tagged.
12. Where do you see yourself in ten years?
Either alive or dead, unless there is a third option
13. If you could be anyone for one day, who would you be?
Warren Buffet, so I could transfer his wealth to me.
14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Nobody tagged me and it would go well for you to get off this tagging theme.
15. Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?
I would rather that both Grace and I be single and rich, so we could remarry and be married and very fucking rich.
16. How many children do you want to have, if any?
That ship has sailed. So far as I know, I have spawned no heirs.
17. Is reality objective or subjective?
Reality is what I say it is, motherfucker. You don’t like that, I’ll re-imagine you as a tapeworm.
18. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
The one who makes me laugh most. Or the one with the nicest ass. Whatever.
19. Would you have 100% safe sex with a stranger for $10,000,000?
Dear child, for 10 million, I’d have 100% safe sex with a whole bunch of people and a few farm animals.
20. What is your favorite color?
Green or Black, especially if the green is money.
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