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The Doclopedia #1,830
Places I Can’t Go Anymore : The Castle
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It’s true, I can’t go up to the castle anymore. I’m not even sure I should stay in the village much longer.
See, I used to go up there to transcribe stories that the King and various knights would tell me. It was a great gig. Write stuff down all day, eat good food, sleep in a pretty nice room and get a pouch of silver after a couple of days work.
Then, about the 4th week I went up there, Princess Belinda sent me a note saying I should come to her room at midnight. I did and we had wild sex for two hours.
Then, the next night, it was Princess Anlyn. A couple of days later, it was Princess Claire, then Princess Ellen. Last of all was Princess Janice. She’s a freak. A hot freak, but still a freak.
I’m telling you, Morgan, for the last two months, my life has been transcribing bullshit adventures by day and poking princesses by night. I’ve been off for a couple of days now and all I did was sleep. And just a bit ago, I got notes from all of the Princesses saying they are pregnant!
Wait…what’s that town cryer saying? Oh shit! I’ve got to get out of here! I’m heading east on Tom’s horse. I’ll send it back in a day or so. If the guard or a knight asks, tell them I took off west yesterday.
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The Doclopedia #1,831
Places I Can’t Go Anymore: Hong Kong
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Why can’t I go to Hong Kong any more? Let’s enumerate…
Wing Sun Gang? They want to kill me.
Dr. Lo? He wants to kill me.
Lung Chow Gang? Kill me.
Yellow Tiger Gang? Torture me, then Kill me.
Miss Trahn? Cut off my dick, then kill me.
Hong Kong Police? Arrest me and put me in jail where I’d get killed.
MI6? Grab me, take me back to London, interrogate me, then shoot me.
Chinese Intelligence? See MI6 above, but Beijing instead of London.
KGB? CIA? Bang bang, kill kill.
Mister Klaw? Don’t even ask.
So, right, no Hong Kong for me.
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