…you’d think they’d freeze
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Become a Patron! It will help me eat real food again!
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The Doclopedia #1,846
Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Ottopus Inc.
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Thank you for purchasing a set of Ottopus Arms from Ottopus Inc., a subsidiary of SJC International. We hope you enjoy the finest manipulative device on the planet, made entirely in our NHT owned & operated factories. Please take a moment to fill out our short survey. Thank you!
1: What size of Ottopus did you buy?
Small (house cat, skunk, fox, small dog)
Medium (medium dog, raccoon, coyote, baboon)
Large (large dog, pig, wolf)
Extra Large (gorilla, bear, tiger)
Custom for large quadrupeds or cetaceans)
Custom for birds
2: What will you be using your Ottopus Arms for? Check all that apply.
Everyday use
Technical work
Construction work
Artistry
Food related work
Scientific work
3: Is this your first set of Ottopus Arms?
No
Yes
4: Are you human affiliated or a free sapient?
I’m H.A.
Free
5: Although Summoners, which allow you to mentally trigger teleportation of Ottopus Arms onto you, are not available to the general public yet, do you think you would purchase one when they do become available?
Yes
No
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The Doclopedia #1,847
Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Rent A Beast
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Thank you for renting a beast from Rent A Beast. Please take a moment to fill out our short survey. Thank you!
1: What type of beast did you rent?
Owlbear
Chimera
Hydra
Warg
Shambling Mound
Bullete
Gryphon
Giant Spider
2: Have you rented from us before? If yes, how many times?
No
Yes, once
Yes, more than once
3: Were you pleased with the fear and terror the beast caused? If no, please tell us why.
Yes
No
4: Did you return your beast unharmed? We mean you, not the beast.
Yes
No
5: Would you recommend Rent A Beast to a friend?
Yes
No
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