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Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Royal Airship Lines
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Thank you for flying Royal Airship Lines. We are honored to serve you and hope you enjopyed your flight. Please take a moment to fill out our short survey. Thank you.
1: What route did you fly?
Antosia to Orisia
Tavoko to Brindolhoff
East Pidwin to Ispedalia
East Pidwin to Kaviristan
Orisia to Brindolhoff
Kaviristan to Antosia
2: How did our staff treat you during the flight?
Excellent
Very Well
Well
Good
Passable
3: Were all of the accommodations suitable?
Yes
No
4: What class did you fly in?
Noble
Merchant
Citizen
5: Would you fly with us again?
Yes
No
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The Doclopedia #1,849
Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Tooniversal Tours
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Thank you for traveling with Tooniversal Tours. Please take a moment to fill out our short survey.
1: Where did you go on your tour?
The Old West
Foogle Bird Island
The Kreep Family Hotel
The Dungeon Of Screaming Terror
Fairy Tale Land
Walla Walla
2: How often did you get bashed on the head/shot out of a cannon/poisoned/hit/shot/pulverized/mauled/folded/spindled/mutilated/set on fire/crushed under a piano/steamrollered/eaten by some creature/blown to bits/frozen/disintegrated/turned inside out/run through a meat grinder/electrocuted/slapped/stabbed?
3-5 times a day
6-10 times a day
11-25 times a day
I lost count.
3: Did you get hit by any pies? If so, what flavor?
Coconut Cream
Lemon Meringue
Vanilla Custard
Chocolate Cream
Fruit Pie
4: How much mayhem did you cause during your vacation?
None
A tiny bit
Some
A good amount
I was the Typhoid Mary of Cartoon Mayhem.
5: Did you have fun?
Heck yes!
No, not really (Narrator Voice: They had fun.)
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