…but there is one in “Moon Pie”
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The Doclopedia #1,527
What The Hell Was That?: The Weird Thing
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“Look, sister! Look at what is coming down the river!”
“By the Goddess, I have never seen anything like that, Ylva. Is it alive?”
“I’m not sure, Amel. It seems to be moving. Look how those tentacles wave. Oh, oh! Look at that! Is than an eye?”
“It could be, but it is no sort of eye I’ve ever seen. All faceted like an insect eye. And look at the size of the creature. Larger that three big drafty horses, I’d say.”
“That fur on it looks strange and it…oh my! That is not fur. It looks more like worms growing out of it. OH! More eyes are opening!”
“Well, Ylva, whatever it is, it’s about to go over the High Falls and onto the rocks below. It will surely die.”
“I think that might not be a bad thing, Amel.”
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The Doclopedia #1,528
What The Hell Was That?: The Sticky Thing
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“So, Mom, listen. I’m sorry about my clothes and hair and stuff, but me and Freddy and Nick found something in the woods. It was big and round, like, maybe the size of that beach ball Aunt Steffi bought us at the beach last month. And mom, it has this yellow goo all over it and so we poked it with sticks and it wiggled a little. Then Nick saw that his stick had some goo on it and then Freddy touched it and said it was warm and so we all touched it and it WAS warm, Mom! But then, our hands were sticky and then we touched our pants and hair and stuff and we got all sticky and leaves and stuff stuck to us and then I came home and I’m sorry, Mom.”
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