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The Doclopedia #3,418
Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Milk Of Redemption
Pay attention, foul sinners, and follow this recipe to REDEMPTION!
You will need the milk of a Holy Goat of Dwinn. No less than a gallon, you twice damned slacker! And you must drink it all within 12 hours, too!
Take the milk to your Altar of the 17 Gods where your servants should have set up a table. On that table should lie 2 goova leaves, an ounce of Ciplok sween powder (not that which comes from that sin pit Quolovia), 4 ounces of fresh spring water, and the left leg bone of a rooster who died of old age.
Now,if you can resist the foul lust that grips you, crush the leaves,crack the bone, then put everything in an iron pot blessed by a 6th level Priest. Once it all has warmed up, add the milk. When it comes to a boil, have the servants you lust for most take it off the fire to cool. While it cools, begin reciting your sins in a loud voice while two Priests read from the Red Text.
When the milk is cooled, strain it into a thrice blessed glass bowl, then drink it while your servants circle you heaping verbal abuse based upon your sins. When you have consumed all the milk, walk for at least 30 minutes, then pray for an hour.
Congratulations, for you are now redeemed. Stay that way!
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