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Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Virgintini

First, find a virgin between the ages of 18 and 25. Have her pray for Purity and Wisdon over the following things…

One ounce each of acvos, brintantin, and kee.

A shaker half filled with ice that has been blessed by your local Murl Priest.

A chilled martini glass, etched with the Symbol of Wuth.

Two liof cherries skewered on a Needle Of Truth.

When the virgin is done praying, instruct her how to make the drink. When she finishes it, send her away with a bag of 26 silver coins. Then, enjoy the drink.

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