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The Doclopedia #3,415
Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Water Of Divine Strength
This is an easy drink to prepare, if your body and mind are pure enough.
First, you must buy a water barrel of no less than 3 gallons capacity, made of iron coated with a blessed ceramic. The preferred colors for this are light blue, red, or dark green. It should cost at least 23 gold wonks.
You must now climb Mount Dizbok, taking only with you a small travel sack woven of Urzux Spider webs, and the barrel. One servant may accompany you as far as the Rocks of Hinz, where they must then wait for your return. For the rest of your trip, you must only eat dried durggle and jub paste. The total hike from the Rocks of Hinz to the summit should take no more than 4 days, if you stop to pray every 77 minutes.
Once you reach the peak of Mount Dizbok, you must disrobe and cleanse your sinful body with the Snow of Divine Purity. Recite the 10 Prayers of Strength and Forgiveness while you cleanse.
With that done, build a small fire and melt some untouched snow until your barrel is full. Be on the lookout for horfs, snow snakes, and flying coobs. All of them may try to kill you.
Once your barrel of full, eat well or your jub paste, then descend the mountain as fast as you can. When you reach your waiting servant, disrobe and have them beat you for 9 minutes using a large stick. After they finish, dress and drink 2 cups of the water. You shall feel refreshed and strong in heart and mind.
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