…first off, calm the fuck down and have a drink
The Doclopedia #3,414
Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Enlightening Fruit Drink
If your faith is pure and you are of the Blue Plane or higher, this drink, blessed by Olfiro itself, will reveal to you a great secret.
You will need…
2 ripe Gnoth melons, picked by a tattooed woman at night.
The juice of 9 Veshko plums, not more than 12 hours old and juiced by a holy woman.
1 near ripe Loopok apple
Water melted from ice taken from the glacier of Trenu
A spoonful of Nizef powder
As your servants sing the Song Of Quanz, pour the water and Veshko juice into a shaker and shake 11 times while your Faith Mate recounts your early sins in a loud voice.
Let the mix set for exactly 16 minutes while you juice the melons and apple. Your female servants should dance about merrily as your male servants hum the Call Of The Light.
Stir the Nizef powder into the shaker, silence everyone, then add themelon/apple juice.
Shake 7 times, say the Prayer Of The Truthseeker, then drink it all over the next 23 minutes.
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