Smacked By A Frying Pan

…splaaaaannnngggg

The Doclopedia #3,428

Doing Things In Different Genres: Cooking While Drunk

Modern Humor: You are supposed to be cooking a fancy dinner for important people, but you and your team started tasting the various wines and now you’re all half blotto.

Old West: Your cook done got sick, so now you cowpokes have to cook up grub for everyone. Problem is, you found Cookie’s whiskey, had a few sips, and things are getting a bit harder to do right.

Fantasy: The Storm Giants told you that you could leave if you cooked them up a fine breakfast. Problems arose when you grabbed that cursed frying pan that made you tipsy.

Fairy Tale: The Fairy Queen is coming to Dandelion Dale! She deserves a feast, but the Cake Brownies have slipped strong wine to the Barbecue Gnomes, who used an Intoxicate spell on the Cheese Sprites, who gave beer to the Bread Dwarves,who spiked the water of the Cake Brownies. Now you must go find Granny Goodelf in the Misty Woods to sober them all up.

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