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The Doclopedia #1,086
The Alphabet: A is for…
Angus Arrowhead
Old Angus, he was a tough son of a bitch. Any other dwarf would have been killed six times over by the injuries Angus survived, including getting that Elven arrow to the head. Damned thing went about halfway through his skull but he just kept on fighting and must have killed a dozen of those pointy eared turds before he stopped to pull that arrow out. Threw a little healing salve on it and dove right back into the fray. After that, he was forever Angus Arrowhead, which was a hell of a lot better that Angus One Ear, Angus Half Buttock or Angus 8 Toes.
AMBRO 4
Good news tonight, folks! The Food and Drug Administration has approved AMBRO 4 for use on humans. Now we can keep the two legs docile and sterile at the same time. A spokesman for the President said that she was happy with this decision and urged the drug’s manufacturer, FelisRX, to ramp up production. A spokescat for FelisRX said that production should reach 500,000 doses a day by early Dogtober. Human Rights Activists said they were afraid that the drug might be used on free range humans that live in preserves. The Interior Department said this would not be done unless the wild humans “showed escalating signs of violence” or “started to breed at an undesirable rate”
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