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The Doclopedia #3,233
Things You Will Need: To Escape From The Island
1: The scent grenades to distract the Spinosaurus.
2: The bottle of blood to distract the Velociraptors. Pour it in the creek, then toss in the bottle.
3: The flare gun, to let Esteban know you’ve reached the top of the western hills.
4: The hand grenade to take out that fucking T Rex on the beach.
5: The vial of toxin to dump in the water and drive the Liopleurodon away.
6: A shitload of good luck.