We Put A Fox In A Box With 8 Rocks, 6 Socks, 4 Locks, 2 Glocks, 5 Smocks, And 7 Ham Hocks

…we forgot the frocks

The Doclopedia #3,439

Important Notices: About The Floating Woman

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you news about the woman who has been floating through the air above Dallas for the last two days.

While she previously floated between 900 and 1,200 feet up, she has within the last hour dropped down to as low as 200 feet. She has also been drifting close to many high rise buildings downtow. Witnesses in those buildings confirm that she is a Hispanic woman between the ages of 18 and 25, with long hair and wearing a light summer dress. It also appears that she is either asleep or in a coma. Residents of tall buildings are warned not to try and harm or make physical contact with her. The Air Force and local law enforcement are monitoring her movements 24/7.

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