…barking mad, mostly
The Doclopedia #3,253
New Cryptids: Ol’ Stinky
From out of the forests of British Columbia come reports of what could be either a huge dog or a very odd bear. Whatever it is, it leaves behind an odor reminiscent of raw sewage and rotten eggs. It has been known to make people throw up.
Ol’ Stinky, as the creature is called, has been sighted by well over 100 people in the last decade. He has been smelled by probably five times that many. There are very few photographs of old stinky, and many of them are blurry or low quality.
The basic description of this odiferous cryptid is that it looks very much like a large, slender, bear, but with longer front and rear legs. It has a short brown coat that is often described at “mangy looking” or possibly in the middle of shedding. The tail seems to be a bit longer than the average bear tail. Ol’ Stinky is capable of moving quite quicky, having outrun dogs and humans alike.
So far, all attempts to locate a lair of Ol’ Stinky have failed.
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