...wooden ones The Doclopedia #3,255 New Cryptids: Swampzilla This new cryptid is based upon two separate sightings on the same day in Everglades National Park. For privacy reasons, the names of the observers have been redacted, but we do know that both sightings happened on April 7th, 2025, between 9:45 am and 12:10 pm, about … Continue reading Cloudy With A Chance Of Meeples →

...with sprinkles The Doclopedia #3,254 New Cryptids: Desert Bigfoot Although sightings of bigfoot-like creatures are not rare in the desert southwest, this particular version is, so far, the one least viewed by humans. “Desert Bigfoot”, as it is called, stands out from other sasquatch sightings in a few ways. For one, it has only ever … Continue reading Warm Pudding →

...barking mad, mostly The Doclopedia #3,253 New Cryptids: Ol' Stinky From out of the forests of British Columbia come reports of what could be either a huge dog or a very odd bear. Whatever it is, it leaves behind an odor reminiscent of raw sewage and rotten eggs. It has been known to make people … Continue reading Short Stories Of Mad Adventure →

...and I liked itThe Doclopedia #3,252 New Cryptids: Ratgirl New Yorkers are no strangers to rats. They can be found all over the city, living off the things we discard and not taking much shit off any other species, including humans. Recently, however, a new rat problem has popped up: Ratgirl. According to the dozens … Continue reading I Kissed A Squirrel →

...life gets interesting The Doclopedia #3,251 New Cryptids: Giant Tumbleweed Although tumbleweeds often clump up, sometimes in the hundreds, during periods of high winds, this cryptid is a whole different item. The tumbleweed in question was first sighted by Roger Casey and his cousin, Fred Gibbs, on Ramsey Mine Road, about a mile south of … Continue reading A Family Full Of Mad Scientists →

...preferably Chinese The Doclopedia #3,250 New Cryptids: Bug Eyed Man Not all cryptids dwell in small towns or out of the way rural areas. The Bug Eyed Man of Spears Woods is right in the center of the greater Chicagoland urban sprawl. And he doesn't just stick to the woods, either. First sighted on September … Continue reading We Needed A Good Lunch →