I Was A 55 Gallon Trash Can For the FBI

…we were rooting out commies

The Doclopedia #3,258

This Is For You: $300.00

“Well, your mother is sitting in the kitchen, mad as a wet hen, so she’s not coming out to say goodbye. Oh, yeah, she’ll be okay in a day or two. Remember how mad she was when Cori joined the Army? She got over that, she’ll get over you not going off to college. Now, look, you take this. Yeah, it’s three hundred dollars. No, she doesn’t know. I don’t keep too many secrets from her, but my emergency stash is one. This should get you out to California with a bit left over. Now get going. I love you, son, and I understand your need to see some of the world before settling down. And stop by the Burger Shack and tell your little sister goodbye.”

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