Yoyo Cross And The Very Fancy Skateboard

…it cost $700.00

The Doclopedia #2,516

It’s All Fun & Games Until…: You Wake Up In The Wrong Body

Here you go, Kelly. Have a drink of water. No, no, please don’t scream again! I swear, it’s me, Hannah. No, really. Look, okay, I know this is way WAY strange, since I’m now in the body of Mr. Patronelli, my boss, but it’s ME!

What? Okay, how about this: you gave Sidney Abernathy a mercy hand job in our junior year because he helped you pass Chemistry. And, we accidentally got both of my grandmothers high as fuck last summer when they ate our edibles. Who else would know that? Yeah, that’s right.

So, there was some sort of accident at the lab and the 16 people in the room all woke up a couple of hours ago in the wrong bodies. Newton and Gurmesh think they can fix it, but it’ll take a day or two. My body? Oh, Jerry ended up in it and I think going from a tall, ripped, gay man to a full figured, short, black woman kind of shorted him out. But we need to get over to his place fast anyway.