I Got Them Old Green Blues

…not the old blue greens

The Doclopedia #2,513

It’s All Fun & Games Until…: You Piss Off The Mountain Goats

No, grandmother, we did not get up to the top of Ka’tchana. We almost got there, but then we encountered several mountain goats. We thought to just go far around them, but Otanta said that we could just scare them off by throwing stones and sticks and yelling in loud voices. So we did.

I think that maybe the Great Spirit did not tell those goats to be afraid, because they dodged the sticks and rocks, then charged at us. We tried to run, but the ground was steer and rocky. The goats knocked us down and butted us with their heads. The largest goat butted Ohanta in his man area. I do not think he will be fathering more children.

Yes, grandmother, we will climb Ka’tchana from the other side in a few days, once our bruises heal.