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The Doclopedia #2,512
It’s All Fun & Games Until…: The Car Transforms
No, Nick, I’m telling you, THE CAR TRANSFORMED INTO A ROBOT! Yes, a fuckin’ robot! 15 feet tall and weird looking and PACKING MAJOR HEAT, NICK! So yeah, me and the guys ran like hell. You would have, too!
One minute, we’re gonna boost that sweet ’65 Chevy Impala, the next moment, we’re lookin’ at a goddamn killer robot. I nearly pissed myself.
Which way did it go? HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW? I was runnin’ like the devil was behind me and I wasn’t looking back. But you go out and look for it, okay, Nick? It should be easy to find because IT’LL BE THE ONLY 15 FOOT TALL FUCKIN’ ROBOT OUT THERE!
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