Homicidal Robot Frogs

…they’re green, they hop, they’re packin heat

Doc’s Day Off: A User’s Guide

1: Clean both bathrooms. Get semi high off the chlorine fumes.

2: Go outside and plant many plants.

3: Go gas up car and buy mulch…if you have the money.

4: Eat lunch…in this case, a tasty mixed berry protien shake.

5: Begin “Bassetizing” house, in preparation for doggy arrival in March.

6: Rest a bit, then begin heating up leftover Crab Alfredo for dinner.

7: Shower, so as not to be stinky when Sweet Angel Grace gets home.

8: Eat, relax, play Telengard, watch the boob tube, nibble wife

9: Sleep

Now let’s just see how much Uncle Doc actually gets done, eh?