…they’re green, they hop, they’re packin heat
Doc’s Day Off: A User’s Guide
1: Clean both bathrooms. Get semi high off the chlorine fumes.
2: Go outside and plant many plants.
3: Go gas up car and buy mulch…if you have the money.
4: Eat lunch…in this case, a tasty mixed berry protien shake.
5: Begin “Bassetizing” house, in preparation for doggy arrival in March.
6: Rest a bit, then begin heating up leftover Crab Alfredo for dinner.
7: Shower, so as not to be stinky when Sweet Angel Grace gets home.
8: Eat, relax, play Telengard, watch the boob tube, nibble wife
9: Sleep
Now let’s just see how much Uncle Doc actually gets done, eh?