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7 things I plan to do before I die
Travel to Australia
Own a farm
Piss on the graves of both Nixon and Reagan
Write a novel
Cook a 10 course meal for 20 friends
Travel to Ireland, Scotland & Portugal
Shake the pillars of Heaven
7 things I can do
Cook
Sing
Survive
Listen
Tell Stories
Make People Laugh
Create
7 things I cannot do
Snap my fingers
Eat broccoli, liver or cauliflower without gagging and puking
Participate in organized religion
Harm a child
Suffer fools
Repair a car
Suppress laughter
7 things that attract me to the opposite sex
Sexy eyes
Sexy voice
Nice tits
A well rounded ass
A woman’s laughter
A lusty nature
Lucious lips
7 things I say most often
Motherfucker!
Yeah, so?
Like I give a rat’s ass.
Woah!
What the fuck?
Oh shit!
What a fuckin’ idiot!
7 celebrity crushes
Carla Gugino
Catherine Zeta Jones
Marg Helgenberger
Kate Hudson
Kirsten Dunst
Halle Berry
Emma Watson (yeah, she’s jailbait, but she’ll be a Fab Babe someday soon)
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