...for stealing hops The Doclopedia #3,467 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Corrine Tati Corinne is the head Librarian at La Bibliothèque de l'Étrange, the French site of The Library of the Strange, the international research site for all things paranormal on Earth 11-P. Blessed with both a phenomenal memory and no toleration of fools, Corinne runs … Continue reading The Beer Gnomes Get In Trouble
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As Seen On TV!
...very late at night The Doclopedia #3,466 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Burlo Catfoot Burlo is a well known Halfling scout. He lives in the town of Nilby-On Lake with his wife and 4 children. If a group or individual can meet his asking price, they'll find no better wilderness scout for 100 miles around. It's … Continue reading As Seen On TV!
Spooky Helen Rides A Horse
...to get away from a ghost The Doclopedia #3,465 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Arnie Vernon Arnie is the guy more than a few special folks come to for automobile or motorcycle upgrades. Masked vigilantes, globetrotting heroes, secret agents, private eyes, even a few science detectives, they've all had Arnie and his crew do special work … Continue reading Spooky Helen Rides A Horse
Helpful Hints For Reality Shifters
...available as an ebook The Doclopedia #3,464 Good Dogs: Melvin Breed: Basset Hound Melvin's human mom, Lanisa, was going to be married in the morning. Her two sisters and her two best friends were with her at her apartment trying their best to stop her fromhaving a nervous meltdown. They had some drinks ready and … Continue reading Helpful Hints For Reality Shifters
A Very Full Cheese Closet
...yummy! The Doclopedia #3,463 Good Dogs: Flower Breed: Rottweiler Flower was just about the goodest girl EVER, because she saved her family from a scary monster! It was an early evening on the Chavez family farm, and most of the family was sitting in the living room watching television. Out on the porch, 110 pound … Continue reading A Very Full Cheese Closet
All The Wombat News
...for wombats The Doclopedia #3,462 Good Dogs: Boogie Breed: Pit Bull How was Boogie a good boy? So good that, while his humans were at church one Sunday, he stopped a burglar cold! Did he do that because of the well known pit bull bravery and viciousness? No, he did it by pooping an epic … Continue reading All The Wombat News
Muggy Winks And Slinks Chan Meet Mrs Wangdoodle
...hilarity ensues, mostly The Doclopedia #3,462 Good Dogs: Boogie Breed: Pit Bull How was Boogie a good boy? So good that, while his humans were at church one Sunday, he stopped a burglar cold! Did he do that because of the well known pit bull bravery and viciousness? No, he did it by pooping an … Continue reading Muggy Winks And Slinks Chan Meet Mrs Wangdoodle
I’m Flambobulated!
...maybe superflambobulated The Doclopedia #3,461 Good Dogs: Pixie Breed: Papillon How good of a girl was Pixie? She was very good, because from age 1 to age 10, she made sure that about 60% of the underpants in the house were hidden, thus saving them from wear and tear. Several pair were not found until … Continue reading I’m Flambobulated!
Amazing Tales Of Fantastic Weirdness
...and weird fantasticness The Doclopedia #3,460 Good Dogs: Chester Breed: English Bulldog When he was 3 years old, Chester was a very good boy when he woke up both of his human parents at 3:00 in the morning by letting a series of noxious farts. Since he was sleeping between them, they woke up fast. … Continue reading Amazing Tales Of Fantastic Weirdness
Get In Loser, We’re Going To Dangertown!
...fasten your seat belt The Doclopedia #3,459 Adventure Frameworks: Gnome Island Genre: Humorous Fantasy Setting: Gnome Island, a forbidden place in the middle of a huge lack Plot: The Society of Wizards has sent you on a very secret mission to Gnome Island, an incredibly dangerous place that all of the local governments have declared … Continue reading Get In Loser, We’re Going To Dangertown!
The Biscuit Dwarves Are Ready
...ready to bake The Doclopedia #3,458 Adventure Frameworks: The Red House Genre: Modern Haunted House Horror Setting: A very old, very red, mansion in a medium sized town Plot: Since 1934, the Red House has been empty and haunted. People have gone in and never come out. You intend to find out why. Your Crew: … Continue reading The Biscuit Dwarves Are Ready
A Damned Big Pie
...full of firecrackers The Doclopedia #3,457 Adventure Frameworks: The Trail To Outlaw Valley Genre: Old West Setting: Small town full of outlaws in a mountain valley Plot: In 1880, you are assorted law enforcement officers on the trail of several outlaws who are headed to “Outlaw Valley”, which is run by Boss Ford and his … Continue reading A Damned Big Pie
Bunnies With Guns, Dogs With Swords, Cats With Lasers
...shit's on The Doclopedia #3,456 Adventure Frameworks: Project Sea Heist Genre: 1980s Heist Movie Setting: Halfway between Hong Kong and Honolulu Plot: It's the summer of 1984 and your crew is going to steal half a billion dollars in diamonds from a luxury ocean liner owned by the Russian Mob. Your Crew: The Main Person/Face...The … Continue reading Bunnies With Guns, Dogs With Swords, Cats With Lasers
A Murder Of Cows
...and you thought crows were bad The Doclopedia #3,455 Adventure Frameworks: The Deadly Dancers Genre: 1930s Hero Pulp Setting: New York City Plot: It's late spring 1933 and all over the city people from all walks of life suddenly start dancing around before committing murder. Afterward, they collapse into a comatose state. Who's behind this? … Continue reading A Murder Of Cows
The Dancing Elks Go To Hawaii
...on vacation The Doclopedia #3,454 This Ain't Good!: Those Are Exterminator Bots “Fuck me sideways! We've got 9 Exterminator Bots heading this way from the northeast. Looks like they're moving about 15 klicks an hour, so they'll be at the gate in about 20 minutes. That ain't gonna be good. Got any ideas, Nakishi? We … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Go To Hawaii
A Dog And A Cat Going Off A Cliff
...on skateboards The Doclopedia #3,453 This Ain't Good!: People Showing Up “People are showing up here? What the fuck, Ahmed? You said your uncle's house would be empty for the whole weekend. Why are there people here? I don't know, but you'd better check them out. Josh, you go tell all our friends to clear … Continue reading A Dog And A Cat Going Off A Cliff
I Probably Ought To Stay Away From Camelot
...she said she wasn't married The Doclopedia #3,452 This Ain't Good!: Finding A Bomb “Sarge, you need to get over here. Tate has found a bomb, and it looks like a big one. Yeah, I'll take a look. Holy shit! That must be 50 gallons of binary explosive! That could vaporize this entire block. What, … Continue reading I Probably Ought To Stay Away From Camelot
Learning About Women
...still doing it The Doclopedia #3,451 This Ain't Good!: Being Chased By Cops “Oh, Eddie, this ain't good at all! Them cops is hot on our tail and they've probably raidioed for other cars. I knew we shoulda used Sam's motorcycle. We coulda lost these cops by goin' through them narrow allies back in Chinatown. … Continue reading Learning About Women
The Outrageously Violent, Yet Also Inspirational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Her Trip To the Mall
...co-starring her good buddy, Porky Polanski The Doclopedia #3,450 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Detect Alcohol If there is any amount of alcohol around within 90 feet, this clear glass ring will detect it when activated. The area where the alcohol is will glow bright yellow. Please note that the ring does not identify the … Continue reading The Outrageously Violent, Yet Also Inspirational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Her Trip To the Mall
Hats Full Of Joy
...and weed The Doclopedia #3,449 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Move Heavy Thing Although very useful, this black steel ring can only be used twice a day. Activating it allows the wearer to physically move something weighing up to 2,000 pounds as far as 5 feet. Note that if the object moved is unstable, it … Continue reading Hats Full Of Joy
Number 1,733,452,880 In A Series
...collect 'em all, kids! The Doclopedia #3,448 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Speak With Squirrels Like it says on the tin, this grey and white ring lets the wearer converse with squirrels of all types, including chipmunks, tree squirrels, ground squirrels, prairie dogs, and marmots. While squirrels are not the most intelligent creature, they can … Continue reading Number 1,733,452,880 In A Series
Washing Up After Trouble
...gotta stay clean The Doclopedia #3,447 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Hot Waterball The effect of this bright blue ring is similar to a Fireball spell, except that this is a ball of 210 degree water, just below the boiling point. It does damage to every one within 10 feet of it when it explodes. … Continue reading Washing Up After Trouble
Fish And Poker Chips
...why? The Doclopedia #3,446 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Enhanced Skipping Wearers of this pink and purple ring will find that they can skip merrily along at 3 times normal speed for 100 yards.While you may look foolish, it can come in handy to either escape trouble or distract somebody. Note that there is no … Continue reading Fish And Poker Chips
Doc Tempest And The Scarlet Vampire
...from the April 1966 issue The Doclopedia #3,445 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Protection VS Foul Smells This green and yellow ring will protect the wearer from most foul smells. Skunks, excrement, rotting flesh, the farts of your friends...you will not smell them at all. This sort of ring is highly prized by adventurers, because … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Scarlet Vampire
The First Wild Party Of The Summer
...June 11, 1970 The Doclopedia #3,444 Places Along The Winding Road: Goblinia Coming either right before (if one is traveling east to west) or just after (if one is going west to east) the Monsterwoods, this underground country is a terrible place that will test even the most hardened adventurers. The Road spirals down roughly … Continue reading The First Wild Party Of The Summer
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