…a nice camembert will do
The Doclopedia #2,573
Are You Kidding Me?: About The Money
FAKE? COUNTERFEIT? ALL OF IT?
This is a nightmare. We’re on the hook for 50% of that five million. Crocetti is not going to just let us walk away from this. Jesus, we’re dead. We can’t even pass it, because it’s a bad job. The ink is too dark, the bill size is too small. Oh, we’re dead. We need to run and run RIGHT NOW! Crocetti isn’t expecting us for two more hours, so if we leave now, we can be on the road and looking for a place to hide. Aw shit, there’s the phone. It’s probably him. Quiet, now.
Hello? Who? Yeah, I’ve heard of you. Look what the hell… WHAT? You son of a bitch! I want that real money now or… NO! Let’s calm down, Mr. Kidd. Tell me what you want. Hey, hey, I can’t tell you that, they’ll… Okay, okay, you’ve got a point. So I give you the address and you give me the money? How do I know I can trust you? Yeah, good point. Okay, it’s a deal. 6844 Barton Drive. The old shitty looking house. Yeah, there’s people there 24/7. Okay, now tell me where the real money is. MY BEDROOM CLOSET? How… You shithead! If I ever see you, you’re a dead man.
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