…much nicer than the other orcs
The Doclopedia #2,572
Are You Kidding Me?: With This Dog
You’re kidding me, right? If I marry you, the dog comes with you? Annika, that dog is ugly, stupid, and if he moved any less, you could just swap him out for a stuffed toy dog. He’s like, 60 pounds of lazy that doesn’t do anything but eat and shit. Oh, and fart! His farts smell like a toxic waste dump, a tire fire, and an open pit sewer had a baby.
What? No dog, no you? Are you crazy? I love you. I’ll by you a new dog. What? Get out? Are you serious? Well then, goodbye! You’ll be calling me, crying, later!
OUCH! Call him off! Call him off! I’m leaving! I’m leaving!
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