…or a frippy bit of foolishness
The Doclopedia #2,571
Are You Kidding Me?: About What Happened Last Night
Oh no, Glynis, please tell me things didn’t happen the way I sort of remember them. Tell me I didn’t make a complete fool of myself at Tony’s wedding. Oh no! The whole bottle? Dancing on a table? Singing “The Time Warp”? Oh Christ no! Just shoot me right now. How could it get any worse?
WHAT? I told off my Aunt Cordelia? Jesus, Mom is gonna be all over me for that. She’ll be calling soon, and this hangover is killing me. Help me get this dress off, okay?
OH GOD! What happened to my panties?