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The Doclopedia #2,570

Are You Kidding Me?: Again, Chan

No, Chan, I’m not believing a word you say. I know when I’m being told bullshit. You are not kidding me. And really, couldn’t you come up with a better story? I mean, dead people walking around, killing the living? That’s the sort of thing the old folks used to try to scare each other with back in China. This is 1980 and San Francisco.

I will say, you’re really acting the terrified part, Chan. Somebody else might even believe you for a minute. Oh, right, there’s a dead guy behind me. Give it a rest, Chan