…and stay out of the plastics, too
The Doclopedia #2,567
Are You Kidding Me?: About That Duck
“WHAT? $25,000.00? Are you kidding me, Yuri? You’re saying that duck we found was a rare breed and a prize winning exhibition bird? That he got loose and the reward was 25 Gs? Oh no, no no no no! Why me? Why, God? I might cry, Yuri. Jeez. Why? WHY? Because that duck is in the oven right now, Yuri. Come on, let’s go eat the most expensive dinner we’ll ever have.”