…you’ll need a dead dragon and a huge oven
The Doclopedia #3,087
Who Is Red?: An Antelope
A tip of the bandana to Jamie Revell for the idea.
NHTA Ministry of Arts Dossier
Name: Red Zala
Species: Red Fronted Gazelle
Age: 12 years
Education: Degree in Dance Arts from Gorilla City University, 2017
Current Job: Roving Advisor/Teacher/Performer
Official Assessment: Excellent at her job. Well loved by associates and the public. Very dedicated teacher. Appears on television frequently. Refuses any promotion that puts her in an office or one location.
Overall Rating: A+
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