The Seriously Romantic, Yet Totally Almost True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy With The Funny Nose

…co-starring her cousin, Sinnamon Bunzy

The Doclopedia #3,084

Who Is Red?: A Fixer

My big thanks to Colm Lundberg for the idea.

Calm down, Danny. Yeah, you’re in a world of shit, but I know a guy who might be able to help you out. His name is Red Bellman and he’s a fixer. He’s pulled me out of bad situations a couple of times, things worse than just having the Fujihara sisters pissed because I lost their $75,000 in gold.

Now, Red doesn’t come cheap. No, I don’t mean money, although he’ll expect that. No, Red will tap you to help him sometime in the future when he’s helping somebody else. And don’t even think about blowing him off. That would be a huge mistake.

Now get in the car and we’ll go see him. On the way over, you can tell me exactly how you lost 75 large in gold.

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