…then your ass will go into an oven
The Doclopedia #3,081
Who Is Red?: A Mortician
Big ups to Gabriel Gentile for the idea.
Let me tell you, you will not find a better xenomortician anywhere in this system, let alone on this planet, than Red Clymoxin. She has photos and tri-phots on her wall showing about 40 species she’s gotten ready for burial, burning, dinner, or however a species deals with the dead.
Yeah, she’s a bit pricey, but there’s not another mortician around who can put an Ufeg into the proper death pose before they calcify, or fold up and color a V’ooq. Those guys over in Hudza Bay talk a good game, but they go cheap and never get repeat business.
So yes, go see Red. And hey, if you compliment her feather crest, she might fix you up with a discount.
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