...not a single fuckin' scratch on him I did something to fuck up my left shoulder the other day...might have strained it gardening, might have slept on it wrong...and it has been hurting like hell the past two days. It's feeling a bit better now, but still nowhere near 100%. Not much else to report, … Continue reading The World Champion Barbed Wire Fence Diver
Tag: health
Five Thousand Angry Canaries
...and one rather miffed barnacle goose Just back from the garden with more green beans, more basil, more summer squash and a couple of smallish Flamme' tomatos. Pulled up two of the purple bush beans, since they weren't producing anymore. I'll plant a few more this weekend. The new face to face RPG will start … Continue reading Five Thousand Angry Canaries
Harry Potter And The Vibrating Broomstick
...Hermione stole it from him.Doc UpdateMy leg infection is responding well to the antibiotics and all the resting I've been doing, so I'm back to work tomorrow. Hopefully, I'll be back to my nightly walks by next weekend.Picked the first of this years tomatoes, an orange hued smallish tomato variety called "Flamme". Pretty tasty, more … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Vibrating Broomstick
The Light Blue Negligee Of Doom
...and other spicy storiesDoc UpdateHey, kids, remember how I said in my last post that I hadn't walked on Thursday night because of a sore ankle? Well, it turns out that it was a recurrence of my cellulitis. So now, my infected leg and I are forced to sit around the house, take regular doses … Continue reading The Light Blue Negligee Of Doom
Bucky & Squint Buy A Duck
...but he doesn't say "AFLACK"Miles Walked Last Night: 1 mile in 15 minutes (cos I stopped to watch a skunk eat cat food on a porch)Total Miles Walked Last Week: 7.8 miles over 5 daysSo, as you can see, the walking goes well. Hopefully, once I get some new walking shoes, I can get back up … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Buy A Duck
Flying Mecha Pig Squad #47
...protecting Neo-Tokyo Och, I canna keep up wit' me Cannas! Well, actually, Scottish accents aside, I can keep up with them, but it ain't easy. Ya see, 4 years ago, I planted five Dwarf Pink Cannas. Beautiful pink flowers, compact 2-3 foot size, hardy as all hell, long blooming season...and fucking incredibly prolific. Those 5 … Continue reading Flying Mecha Pig Squad #47
Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes Outlaw
...biker, that is Howdy, boys and girls! Your Uncle Doc has been slightly cranky lately, mostly because my left knee has been hurting and I've had to sit and rest it. That means no nightly walks and no gardening...hence the crankiness. However, due to the resting and the 4,931 assorted vitamins, minerals, herbs, supplements and … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes Outlaw
The Astounding Adventures Of Dr. Tempest At The Earth’s Core
from the May 1895 issue More Doc Tempest steampunkery:) Doc Update Things go well here at Cross Central. Work for both Grace and I is...well, still work, so what can ya say? At least it brings in money. Healthwise, things are better now that we are both pretty much over our colds. I have a … Continue reading The Astounding Adventures Of Dr. Tempest At The Earth’s Core
The Five Blue Budgies Start A Gaming Group
...and an epic level campaign of "Budgies & Balrogs" Well, boys & girls, today finds Uncle Doc about 90% recovered from his cold, but his Sweet Angel is feeling very sick from her cold. This means that, while I am off to work, Grace will be staying home and resting. My creative juices have been … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Start A Gaming Group
The Rare And Beautiful 6 Legged Hamster Of Potawango Island
...they're fast little suckers Well, as could almost be predicted, just as I'm getting over my cold, it would appear that I've passed it on to my loving spouse. Poor Grace is feeling congested, sore throaty and generally not good. I shall do my best to doctor her. In other news, after two dry days … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful 6 Legged Hamster Of Potawango Island
I Often Miss The Dancing Elks
...and the violin playing badgers Well, I'm not dead. In fact, I'm feeling somewhat better than I was when I last posted. However, knowing that when I start to recover from a cold, I often start over exerting myself, My Sweet Little Blueberry Muffin With Melted Butted Drizzled Over It Of Love has decreed that … Continue reading I Often Miss The Dancing Elks
Bouncy Dog Revue
...bring the whole family My sore throat has indeed blossomed into a full blown head cold. I'd say I feel like shit, but feeling like shit would be a step up. My headache sneers haughtily at most pain relievers, my nasal cavities are working at about 150% efficiency in the mucus production area, my joints … Continue reading Bouncy Dog Revue
Creamy Fish Pudding
...with chocolate sprinkles Gah! For the past 3 days I've been trying to keep a sore throat from becoming worse (and bringing more cold symptoms with it) by using the "Sick Animal" method. This mostly consists of spending most waking moments (when I'm not working or some other necessary stuff) curled up sleeping in my … Continue reading Creamy Fish Pudding
Hot Buttered Clams On A Stick
...coming soon to a state fair near you Twas another mellow (read: lazy) weekend here at the old homestead. Tonight, tho, will be busy with the moving of furniture and such in the living room. Gotta make room for the new tv on Wednesday...and get a bunch of stuff organized and moved into the garage … Continue reading Hot Buttered Clams On A Stick
ORIGASMI: The Art Of Folding Paper Into Sex Toys
...artistic and a whole lotta fun. Yes, for those very few of you who might be wondering, I am recycling subject lines from my old Blogger blogs. Not a huge amount to comment on just now. After work I'll be finding out exactly how much weight I've lost in the past month. Still doing well … Continue reading ORIGASMI: The Art Of Folding Paper Into Sex Toys
Mexican Jenny Goes For The Gold
...and got more of it than she reckoned Doc's Day I walked just over 2 miles in about half an hour this morning (and spent another 15 minutes shopping for groceries on the walk) and then did some writing. I'm trying not to do TOO much rewriting until after the editor goes over this draft, … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Goes For The Gold
What In The World Ever Happened To Sweet Jane?
...she's lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same. We miss you, Jerry. Assorted Random Stuff Just got back from taking a 2 mile walk at a pretty brisk pace. Had to get my excercise and walk off the bigass salad I had for dinner. By damn, in a few months I'll be so … Continue reading What In The World Ever Happened To Sweet Jane?
Werewolves Of Fresno
...AAHOOOOOOOOOOO! In Which The Good Doctor Gets Angry And a Bit Scared I went to see my doctor today and in the process of having the nurse take my pulse and such, found out that my blood pressure has been on the rise these last few months. I was floored by the news, since my … Continue reading Werewolves Of Fresno
Burned By The Rays Of A Sunny Disposition
Update on Sunday: Grace put off her Mothers Day dinner until this Friday, cos we were both tired. Health update: The methotrexate is still whipping the ass of my psoriasis AND it ain't killing me yet. Unfortunately, the fact that I can't have alcohol while on this drug means that I'm craving beer like crazy. … Continue reading Burned By The Rays Of A Sunny Disposition