The World Champion Barbed Wire Fence Diver

…not a single fuckin’ scratch on him

I did something to fuck up my left shoulder the other day…might have strained it gardening, might have slept on it wrong…and it has been hurting like hell the past two days. It’s feeling a bit better now, but still nowhere near 100%.

Not much else to report, so I’ll post today’s character and then go watch Giant From The Unknown thanks to Netflix

365 Days, 365 Characters

About this character: Here we have one of the classic AD&D Monster Manual creatures…and he’s doing a job he loves.

#30:  Ollie the Otyugh

STR: 15
CON: 13
DEX: 12
INT: 9
WIS: 5
CHA: 5

Nobody knows what Ollie did before he came to Oak Hill, but he certainly couldn’t have been a horrible cavern dwelling monster like most Otyughs. Ollie was a very pleasant, if a bit odiferous, fellow who was always smiling and greeted everyone with a pleasant hello. It is suspected that Ollie might be some mutant strain of Neo-Otyugh, but nobody knows for sure.

It didn’t take long for Ollie to find his place in the community: down in the cesspool/garbage pit. As Ollie likes to say “What you cast off is my buffet!”.  Ollie can be found in the cesspool most of the time, but he does like to come to the local inn (after a good long shower under the local waterfall) to participate in sing alongs and catch up on local gossip.

In his spare time, Ollie enjoys playing darts, hunting for swamp rats and volunteering for the town watch.

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