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The Doclopedia #1,511
Strange Bandanas: The Yellow & Blue Tie Dyed One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
This is a fun bandana that I got from a hippie chick during the Third Summer of Love (1969) over on Earth 1-K. It’s a great tie dye job, with just very thin lines of green where the yellow and blue meet.
The only thing this bandana does is get you mildly high. In about three minutes, it will mellow you right out, regardless of how crappy your day has been. I wear it a few times a year, especially around tax time.
The Doclopedia #1,512
Strange Bandanas: The Light Gray One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
You know, I do not have a clue when or where I got this bandana. It just sort of appeared in my collection one day. It’s a light gray color and, oddly, seems to weigh substantially less than the other bandanas. That may well be due to it’s strange power.
See, when I put it on, I’m transported to some other place. Now, I can still see the outside world, but it’s blurry and all in tones if gray. Very much like when Frodo slipped the One Ring on in the Lord of the Rings movies. It’s weird and more than a bit creepy. No Sauronesque voice speaks to me and there’s no fiery eye, but I’ll be damned if I don’t get the feeling of being watched.
As for what the rest of the world sees when I put it on, I am informed by Grace and the children that I become very pale and misty looking. They do not like that one bit.
I don’t wear this bandana very often and I try not to think about the idea that it might be the One Bandana.