…sadly, not drawn by Jack Kirby
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The Doclopedia #1,509
Strange Bandanas: The Green Dog Footprint One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
This bandana is one of several with dog footprints on them. Each one has a different canine related power associated with it. This green one has the power to actually change me into a dog for up to an hour once a day.
My clothes change with me, along with all the stuff in my pockets, etc. Backpacks, luggage, etc, does not change. As you can imagine, I don’t use the power if I have a bunch of stuff like that with me.
I change into a dog weighing anywhere from 100 to 150 pounds. I can choose any breed that fits that size. Most often, I’ll go for a large Rottweiler or maybe an Irish Wolfhound, especially if I need speed and toughness.
I mostly turn into a dog when I want to go out and wander away from civilization. I’ll drive up into the mountains or out into the woods, change, goof around for a while, then change back and go home.
I should note that when I change, I do not get the full high powered hearing or sense of smell that dogs get. I do retain my full color vision. I cannot speak.
And no, I have never felt the need to try and lick my balls.
The Doclopedia #1,510
Strange Bandanas: The Red Question Mark One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
This bandana is very light blue and covered in bright red question marks about half an inch tall. I got it in Hong Kong during the summer of 1967. The old woman who sold it to me told me to be very careful when wearing it. I soon found out why.
This bandana gives you the absolute truthful answer to any question you ask. Now, for most questions, this is no big deal, but when you get into the personal stuff or the really big stuff, you find out damned fast that there are a whole lot of questions you don’t want answers for.
Well, YOU don’t want the answers. I had a few I wanted answers to, but none of them turned out to be too devastating. I even discovered that the bandana will sometimes ask for clarification, as it did when I asked it “When will I die?” and it replied “Which time?”
I canceled the question after that.
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