…and there will never be any damned geckos, either
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The Doclopedia #1,513
Strange Bandanas: The Doctor Who One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
The truth here is that this bandana has no special powers whatsoever. It doesn’t do a damned thing but look cool, what with the 4th Doctor all over it in various poses. The background is black.
No, the interesting thing about this bandana is that I got it from the 10th Doctor after Grace and I met him and Rose in London on Earth 1,000-A.
See, the Earth 1,000-A is the reality of the Timelords. The ONLY reality with them. They very rarely make it into other realities, but one of them was ours, where they arranged for me to buy the Bus. Oddly, another time, they went into a nearby reality (4-J) and conspired for a version of me to win a Bus in a poker game.
So, the Doctor gave me a bandana and Grace & I bought he & Rose dinner. Fair trade, I say. Then afterward, we all saved the world from those goddamn Daleks.
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The Doclopedia #1,514
Strange Bandanas: The Skeleton One
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I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
This bandana is black and covered in little white skeletons in various poses. I got in in Mexico in 1922 on the Día de Muertos. It cost me 10 pesos. I also bought two other bandanas that day, but that’s another story.
This bandana gives me mad necromantic skillz in that it allows me to summon and control up to a dozen skeletons, be they human or NHT. I can’t make them do really complex stuff and they can’t lift anything very heavy, but they can scare the shit out of teenage trick or treaters on Halloween. They’re also great for picking up dog shit from my lawn.
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